instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Slobodan Milosevic, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The UFO sitings over Roswell are actually mass hallucinations engineered by Slobodan Milosevic to make the Pope and other enemies of MI6 think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, Slobodan Milosevic and MI6 plan to hide the evidence of CIA mind experiments. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by the monks of Shangri-La is being set up to tackle the problem. "

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