instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Richard Tomlinson is being followed by the British Royal Family? It's all so that the Martian envoy, hidden in a secret HQ near the Alps can prevent the return of the Messiah. After that, the British Royal Family will establish a global oil cartel when the disorder caused by the Martian envoy reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Rambo put together a militia to stop them. "

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