instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the FBI, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that Ronald Regan has been killed by the FBI and replaced by an agent of Tony Blair who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly the FBI is planning to pave the way for a world state under despotic rule when the agent of Tony Blair assassinates Boris Yeltsin. The only solution is for the SAS to stop the FBI and Tony Blair, which is impossible unless the United Nations will pass a resolution to allow the public to own nuclear devices. "

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