instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Marilyn Manson is being watched by the British Royal Family? It's all so that the Martian commander-in-chief, hidden in a secret HQ near Saigon can bring us all under the sway of an alien supermind. After that, the British Royal Family will hide the evidence of alien visitations when the disorder caused by the Martian commander-in-chief reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the NRA put together a militia to stop them. "

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