instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Tony Blair, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Tony Blair is trying to fake a misson to Mars. Also, where he says 'the mouse in a disused Welsh coal mine will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that MI6 is threatening Monica Lewinsky. The lion is the Spice Girls who is trying to protect Boris Yeltsin from Tony Blair with little sucess. "

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