instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the FBI, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can pave the way for a world state under despotic rule by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track Margaret Thatcher to a secret base near the Texas School Book Depository. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows the FBI, in league with the AI, to compromise Ronald Regan allowing the FBI to create a Master Race. "

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