instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that Ronald Regan has been killed by the Venusian envoy and replaced by an agent of the Martian envoy who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly the Venusian envoy is planning to hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon when the agent of the Martian envoy assassinates Salman Rushdie. The only solution is for the NRA to stop the Venusian envoy and the Martian envoy, which is impossible unless NATO will pass a resolution to allow the public to own nuclear devices. "

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