instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Col. Ghadaffi is being watched by the Venusian envoy? It's all so that the CIA, hidden in a secret HQ near the Everglades can bring us all under the sway of an alien supermind. After that, the Venusian envoy will pave the way for an alien invasion when the disorder caused by the CIA reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let JFK put together a militia to stop them. "

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