instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the KGB, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track William Hague to a secret base near the Rockies. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows the KGB, in league with the AI, to compromise Boris Yeltsin allowing the KGB to take over the world. "

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