instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the KGB, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The UFO sitings over the Sargasso Sea are actually mass hallucinations engineered by the KGB to make the Queen and other enemies of the Venusian ambassador think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, the KGB and the Venusian ambassador plan to create a race of robot overlords. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by the NRA is being set up to tackle the problem. "

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