instructions
this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from
the Venusian ambassador, do what you want with it. good luck.
please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?
theory
"The local bank is a front for the evil works of the Venusian ambassador. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to bring about Armageddon. They've already claimed victims - everyone from Marilyn Manson to Dan Quayle have been caught out. Only the Dalai Llama has seen through the scam, which is why Charlton Heston, in cahoots with the Venusian ambassador, is trying to create a race of robot overlords with a view to putting an end to the Dalai Llama. "
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