instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Tony Blair, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The radio in my head is telling me that Tony Blair is attempting to bring us all under the sway of an inhuman cabal of evil genii while Margaret Thatcher is being persecuted by Slobodan Milosevic to draw attention away from the vile plans of Tony Blair. "

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