instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian ambassador, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Col. Ghadaffi is being watched by the Venusian ambassador? It's all so that the Venusian commander-in-chief, hidden in a secret HQ near Roswell can pave the way for a world state under despotic rule. After that, the Venusian ambassador will create a race of slaves when the disorder caused by the Venusian commander-in-chief reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the SAS put together a militia to stop them. "

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