instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the CIA, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can hide the evidence of alien visitations by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track the Queen to a secret base near London. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows the CIA, in league with the AI, to compromise Ronald Regan allowing the CIA to enslave the Human Race. "

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