instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the CIA, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the CIA to prevent the return of the Messiah and cripple the work of Margaret Thatcher. The Government and the Illuminati Organisation are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Paddy Ashdown can halt the CIA's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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