instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Ian Paisley is being followed by the British Royal Family? It's all so that the FBI, hidden in a secret HQ near Washington can bring us all under the sway of a despotic ruler. After that, the British Royal Family will subvert the justice system for criminal purposes when the disorder caused by the FBI reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Paddy Ashdown put together a militia to stop them. "

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