instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the FBI, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Ian Paisley is being watched by the FBI? It's all so that the Venusian envoy, hidden in a secret HQ near Roswell can create a Master Race. After that, the FBI will create a race of robot overlords when the disorder caused by the Venusian envoy reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let our Martian protectors put together a militia to stop them. "

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