instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian ambassador, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can destroy the economic centres of the world by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track Col. Ghadaffi to a secret base near Area 51. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows the Venusian ambassador, in league with the AI, to compromise David Shayler allowing the Venusian ambassador to hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon. "

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