instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Slobodan Milosevic, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The local tax office is a front for the evil works of Slobodan Milosevic. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to create a race of slaves. They've already claimed victims - everyone from Richard Tomlinson to Margaret Thatcher have been caught out. Only our Martian protectors has seen through the scam, which is why the Martian commander-in-chief, in cahoots with Slobodan Milosevic, is trying to destroy the economic centres of the world with a view to putting an end to our Martian protectors. "

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