instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Tony Blair, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can enslave the Human Race by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track Ronald Regan to a secret base near Atlantis. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows Tony Blair, in league with the AI, to compromise Monica Lewinsky allowing Tony Blair to subvert the justice system for evil purposes. "

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