instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian ambassador, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Venusian ambassador is trying to bring us all under the sway of a despotic ruler. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Moscow will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Branch Davidian Sect is threatening Ronald Regan. The lion is our Martian protectors who is trying to protect Col. Ghadaffi from the Venusian ambassador with little sucess. "

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