instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Tony Blair, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Col. Ghadaffi is being watched by Tony Blair? It's all so that Bill Clinton, hidden in a secret HQ near Dreamland can pave the way for a world state under despotic rule. After that, Tony Blair will subvert the justice system for evil purposes when the disorder caused by Bill Clinton reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Rambo put together a militia to stop them. "

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