instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Branch Davidian Sect, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Branch Davidian Sect is trying to prevent the return of the Messiah. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Roswell will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that MI5 is threatening the Pope. The lion is Steven Spielberg who is trying to protect Osama bin Laden from the Branch Davidian Sect with little sucess. "

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