instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Tony Blair, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that the Pope has been killed by Tony Blair and replaced by an agent of the Illuminati Organisation who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly Tony Blair is planning to create a race of slaves when the agent of the Illuminati Organisation assassinates David Shayler. The only solution is for the NRA to stop Tony Blair and the Illuminati Organisation, which is impossible unless Congress will pass a resolution to allow the public to own nuclear devices. "

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