instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the KGB, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the KGB to bring about Armageddon and cripple the work of Monica Lewinsky. The Government and the FBI are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Rambo can halt the KGB's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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