instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The local tax office is a front for the evil works of the British Royal Family. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to take over the world. They've already claimed victims - everyone from Ian Paisley to Col. Ghadaffi have been caught out. Only the monks of Shangri-La has seen through the scam, which is why the FBI, in cahoots with the British Royal Family, is trying to pave the way for a world state under despotic rule with a view to putting an end to the monks of Shangri-La. "

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