instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Osama bin Laden is being mind conrolled by the Venusian envoy? It's all so that MI6, hidden in a secret HQ near Area 51 can create a Master Race. After that, the Venusian envoy will establish a global oil cartel when the disorder caused by MI6 reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Paddy Ashdown put together a militia to stop them. "

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