instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that Col. Ghadaffi has been killed by the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force and replaced by an agent of Saddam Hussein who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force is planning to destroy population centres of the world when the agent of Saddam Hussein assassinates the Pope. The only solution is for Paddy Ashdown to stop the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force and Saddam Hussein, which is impossible unless NATO will pass a resolution to allow the public to own biological weapons. "

< go back