instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can bring about a new Great Flood by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track Osama bin Laden to a secret base near the Sargasso Sea. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force, in league with the AI, to compromise David Shayler allowing the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force to hide the evidence of human eugenics experiments. "

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