instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Tony Blair, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that Monica Lewinsky has been killed by Tony Blair and replaced by an agent of the Illuminati Organisation who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly Tony Blair is planning to destroy the economic centres of the world when the agent of the Illuminati Organisation assassinates Margaret Thatcher. The only solution is for JFK to stop Tony Blair and the Illuminati Organisation, which is impossible unless NATO will pass a resolution to allow the public to own biological weapons. "

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