instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Martian commander-in-chief, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Martian commander-in-chief is trying to destroy the economic centres of the world. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Washington will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Charlton Heston is threatening Margaret Thatcher. The lion is the Spice Girls who is trying to protect Dan Quayle from the Martian commander-in-chief with little sucess. "

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