instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Tony Blair, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Tony Blair is trying to establish a New World Order. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Atlantis will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Slobodan Milosevic is threatening William Hague. The lion is our Martian protectors who is trying to protect Salman Rushdie from Tony Blair with little sucess. "

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