instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The national newspapers are filled with coded articles saying that the British Royal Family is plotting to bring us all under the sway of a despotic ruler while Col. Ghadaffi is being persecuted by the Illuminati Organisation to draw attention away from the vile plans of the British Royal Family. "

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