instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Illuminati Organisation, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that Marilyn Manson has been killed by the Illuminati Organisation and replaced by an agent of the Martian envoy who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly the Illuminati Organisation is planning to pave the way for an alien invasion when the agent of the Martian envoy assassinates William Hague. The only solution is for the monks of Shangri-La to stop the Illuminati Organisation and the Martian envoy, which is impossible unless the United Nations will pass a resolution to allow the public to own biological weapons. "

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