instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI6, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can pave the way for a world state under despotic rule by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track Dan Quayle to a secret base near Saigon. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows MI6, in league with the AI, to compromise Ian Paisley allowing MI6 to hide the evidence of alien visitations. "

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