instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Slobodan Milosevic, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that the Queen is being spied on by Slobodan Milosevic? It's all so that the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force, hidden in a secret HQ near the Alps can hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon. After that, Slobodan Milosevic will hide the evidence of CIA mind experiments when the disorder caused by the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the Vietnam Veterans Association put together a militia to stop them. "

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