instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI6, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Marilyn Manson is being watched by MI6? It's all so that the Venusian commander-in-chief, hidden in a secret HQ near Atlantis can destroy the economic centres of the world. After that, MI6 will subvert the justice system for criminal purposes when the disorder caused by the Venusian commander-in-chief reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the Spice Girls put together a militia to stop them. "

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