instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The UFO sitings over Area 51 are actually mass hallucinations engineered by the British Royal Family to make Osama bin Laden and other enemies of MI5 think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, the British Royal Family and MI5 plan to hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by Elvis is being set up to tackle the problem. "

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