instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that David Shayler has been killed by the British Royal Family and replaced by an agent of the Martian commander-in-chief who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly the British Royal Family is planning to create a race of robot overlords when the agent of the Martian commander-in-chief assassinates Col. Ghadaffi. The only solution is for Steven Spielberg to stop the British Royal Family and the Martian commander-in-chief, which is impossible unless the United Nations will pass a resolution to allow the public to own nuclear devices. "

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