instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Bill Clinton, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that Ronald Regan has been killed by Bill Clinton and replaced by an agent of the Martian envoy who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly Bill Clinton is planning to create a race of robot overlords when the agent of the Martian envoy assassinates Salman Rushdie. The only solution is for Robocop to stop Bill Clinton and the Martian envoy, which is impossible unless NATO will pass a resolution to allow the public to own biological weapons. "

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