instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Tony Blair, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The local supermarket is a front for the evil works of Tony Blair. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to subvert the justice system for evil purposes. They've already claimed victims - everyone from the Queen to Salman Rushdie have been caught out. Only Robocop has seen through the scam, which is why MI6, in cahoots with Tony Blair, is trying to bring world civilisation to its knees with a view to putting an end to Robocop. "

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