instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Illuminati Organisation, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The local tax office is a front for the evil works of the Illuminati Organisation. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to enslave the Human Race. They've already claimed victims - everyone from Marilyn Manson to Dan Quayle have been caught out. Only Leonardo DiCaprio has seen through the scam, which is why the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force, in cahoots with the Illuminati Organisation, is trying to subvert the justice system for nefarious with a view to putting an end to Leonardo DiCaprio. "

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