instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the CIA, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The local tax office is a front for the evil works of the CIA. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to bring world civilisation to an end. They've already claimed victims - everyone from Osama bin Laden to Richard Tomlinson have been caught out. Only Leonardo DiCaprio has seen through the scam, which is why the FBI, in cahoots with the CIA, is trying to enslave the Human Race with a view to putting an end to Leonardo DiCaprio. "

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