instructions
this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from
the Martian commander-in-chief, do what you want with it. good luck.
please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?
theory
"Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Martian commander-in-chief is trying to destroy population centres of the world. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Atlantis will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Venusian ambassador is threatening Ian Paisley. The lion is Rambo who is trying to protect Osama bin Laden from the Martian commander-in-chief with little sucess. "
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