instructions
this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from
Tony Blair, do what you want with it. good luck.
please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?
theory
"Isn't it obvious that Monica Lewinsky has been killed by Tony Blair and replaced by an agent of Slobodan Milosevic who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly Tony Blair is planning to establish a global oil cartel when the agent of Slobodan Milosevic assassinates the Pope. The only solution is for Steven Spielberg to stop Tony Blair and Slobodan Milosevic, which is impossible unless the United Nations will pass a resolution to allow the public to own biological weapons. "
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