instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Charlton Heston, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by Charlton Heston to prevent the return of the Messiah and cripple the work of Osama bin Laden. The Government and the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Paddy Ashdown can halt Charlton Heston's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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