instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Bill Clinton, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that William Hague has been killed by Bill Clinton and replaced by an agent of the Martian envoy who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly Bill Clinton is planning to bring world civilisation to an end when the agent of the Martian envoy assassinates Col. Ghadaffi. The only solution is for JFK to stop Bill Clinton and the Martian envoy, which is impossible unless Congress will pass a resolution to allow the public to own nuclear devices. "

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