instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Bill Clinton, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The national newspapers are filled with coded articles saying that Bill Clinton is trying to pave the way for a world state under despotic rule while Osama bin Laden is being persecuted by Saddam Hussein to draw attention away from the vile plans of Bill Clinton. "

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