instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Martian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that David Shayler is being watched by the Martian envoy? It's all so that MI5, hidden in a secret HQ near Saigon can destroy the economic centres of the world. After that, the Martian envoy will bring about a new Great Flood when the disorder caused by MI5 reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the NRA put together a militia to stop them. "

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