instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Martian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the Martian envoy to bring us all under the sway of a despotic ruler and cripple the work of Osama bin Laden. The Government and the Martian commander-in-chief are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that the Vietnam Veterans Association can halt the Martian envoy's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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