instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian commander-in-chief, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the Venusian commander-in-chief to enslave the Human Race and cripple the work of Marilyn Manson. The Government and the Branch Davidian Sect are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that George Bush can halt the Venusian commander-in-chief's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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