instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The radio in my head is telling me that the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force is attempting to create a race of slaves while David Shayler is being persecuted by Saddam Hussein to draw attention away from the vile plans of the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force. "

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