instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Bill Clinton, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by Bill Clinton to hide the evidence of CIA mind experiments and cripple the work of Boris Yeltsin. The Government and MI5 are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that the Spice Girls can halt Bill Clinton's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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