instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI6, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Dan Quayle is being watched by MI6? It's all so that Saddam Hussein, hidden in a secret HQ near a disused Welsh coal mine can enslave the Human Race. After that, MI6 will subvert the justice system for evil purposes when the disorder caused by Saddam Hussein reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let JFK put together a militia to stop them. "

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