instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the CIA, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Margaret Thatcher is being spied on by the CIA? It's all so that the Branch Davidian Sect, hidden in a secret HQ near London can establish a New World Order. After that, the CIA will bring us all under the sway of an inhuman cabal of evil genii when the disorder caused by the Branch Davidian Sect reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the Vietnam Veterans Association put together a militia to stop them. "

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