instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Obviously the British Royal Family is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Ian Paisley in Pristina. Very soon MI5, who is currently only supplying weapons to the British Royal Family, will join in. Boris Yeltsin has a number of nuclear devices hidden in the Sargasso Sea which MI5 is trying to steal to help win the war and take over the world. We must help George Bush to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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