instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the FBI, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that the Queen has been killed by the FBI and replaced by an agent of the KGB who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly the FBI is planning to subvert the justice system for criminal purposes when the agent of the KGB assassinates Ian Paisley. The only solution is for Steven Spielberg to stop the FBI and the KGB, which is impossible unless Congress will pass a resolution to allow the public to own biological weapons. "

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