instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI5, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by MI5 to prevent the return of the Messiah and cripple the work of Boris Yeltsin. The Government and the British Royal Family are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Rambo can halt MI5's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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