instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Slobodan Milosevic, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that William Hague is being spied on by Slobodan Milosevic? It's all so that Charlton Heston, hidden in a secret HQ near Roswell can hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon. After that, Slobodan Milosevic will subvert the justice system for evil purposes when the disorder caused by Charlton Heston reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let George Bush put together a militia to stop them. "

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