instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Illuminati Organisation, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Illuminati Organisation is trying to create a race of slaves. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Dreamland will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Martian commander-in-chief is threatening Col. Ghadaffi. The lion is the Spice Girls who is trying to protect the Queen from the Illuminati Organisation with little sucess. "

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