instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Charlton Heston, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Obviously Charlton Heston is carrying out a covert war against the armies of the Pope in London. Very soon the Martian commander-in-chief, who is currently only supplying weapons to Charlton Heston, will join in. David Shayler has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Pristina which the Martian commander-in-chief is trying to steal to help win the war and subvert the justice system for nefarious. We must help Robocop to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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