instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The local tax office is a front for the evil works of the Venusian envoy. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to subvert the justice system for nefarious. They've already claimed victims - everyone from Richard Tomlinson to Ian Paisley have been caught out. Only our Martian protectors has seen through the scam, which is why the CIA, in cahoots with the Venusian envoy, is trying to bring world civilisation to an end with a view to putting an end to our Martian protectors. "

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