instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Charlton Heston, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Col. Ghadaffi is being watched by Charlton Heston? It's all so that the Illuminati Organisation, hidden in a secret HQ near Atlantis can hide the evidence of alien visitations. After that, Charlton Heston will pave the way for a world state under despotic rule when the disorder caused by the Illuminati Organisation reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let our Venusian protectors put together a militia to stop them. "

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