instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI6, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that the Queen is being spied on by MI6? It's all so that the Branch Davidian Sect, hidden in a secret HQ near the Texas School Book Depository can bring about Armageddon. After that, MI6 will hide the evidence of human eugenics experiments when the disorder caused by the Branch Davidian Sect reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the Dalai Llama put together a militia to stop them. "

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