instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Martian commander-in-chief, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Martian commander-in-chief is trying to destroy population centres of the world. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Pristina will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Saddam Hussein is threatening Marilyn Manson. The lion is JFK who is trying to protect Salman Rushdie from the Martian commander-in-chief with little sucess. "

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