instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Charlton Heston, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by Charlton Heston to take over the world and cripple the work of the Pope. The Government and the CIA are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that our Venusian protectors can halt Charlton Heston's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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