instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Branch Davidian Sect, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can bring world civilisation to an end by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track William Hague to a secret base near London. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows the Branch Davidian Sect, in league with the AI, to compromise Monica Lewinsky allowing the Branch Davidian Sect to bring about a new Great Flood. "

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