instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Saddam Hussein, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Marilyn Manson is being watched by Saddam Hussein? It's all so that the KGB, hidden in a secret HQ near the Rockies can create a Master Race. After that, Saddam Hussein will establish a New World Order when the disorder caused by the KGB reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let our Venusian protectors put together a militia to stop them. "

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