instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI5, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that the Pope has been killed by MI5 and replaced by an agent of MI6 who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly MI5 is planning to hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon when the agent of MI6 assassinates Ian Paisley. The only solution is for the Spice Girls to stop MI5 and MI6, which is impossible unless Congress will pass a resolution to allow the public to own main battle tanks. "

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