instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Illuminati Organisation, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Illuminati Organisation is trying to subvert the justice system for evil purposes. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Rockies will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Bill Clinton is threatening Richard Tomlinson. The lion is the SAS who is trying to protect Margaret Thatcher from the Illuminati Organisation with little sucess. "

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