instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI6, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by MI6 to bring us all under the sway of a despotic ruler and cripple the work of Salman Rushdie. The Government and the Illuminati Organisation are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Elvis can halt MI6's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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