instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the FBI, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that David Shayler is being spied on by the FBI? It's all so that MI6, hidden in a secret HQ near Washington can bring world civilisation to an end. After that, the FBI will fake a misson to Mars when the disorder caused by MI6 reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Leonardo DiCaprio put together a militia to stop them. "

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