instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Charlton Heston, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Margaret Thatcher is being mind conrolled by Charlton Heston? It's all so that the CIA, hidden in a secret HQ near Area 51 can bring about Armageddon. After that, Charlton Heston will bring world civilisation to its knees when the disorder caused by the CIA reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Rambo put together a militia to stop them. "

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