instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Martian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Monica Lewinsky is being spied on by the Martian envoy? It's all so that the British Royal Family, hidden in a secret HQ near the Texas School Book Depository can establish a global oil cartel. After that, the Martian envoy will bring world civilisation to an end when the disorder caused by the British Royal Family reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Rambo put together a militia to stop them. "

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