instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI6, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Ian Paisley is being mind conrolled by MI6? It's all so that the Martian envoy, hidden in a secret HQ near a disused Welsh coal mine can subvert the justice system for nefarious. After that, MI6 will bring about Armageddon when the disorder caused by the Martian envoy reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Robocop put together a militia to stop them. "

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