instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Charlton Heston, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The FBI informant in my basement is telling me that Charlton Heston is trying to take over the world while Col. Ghadaffi is being persecuted by the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force to draw attention away from the vile plans of Charlton Heston. "

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