instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Martian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Martian envoy is trying to subvert the justice system for nefarious. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Moscow will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Charlton Heston is threatening the Pope. The lion is Leonardo DiCaprio who is trying to protect Salman Rushdie from the Martian envoy with little sucess. "

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