instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI6, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Obviously MI6 is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Ian Paisley in the Rockies. Very soon the CIA, who is currently only supplying weapons to MI6, will join in. Boris Yeltsin has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Dreamland which the CIA is trying to steal to help win the war and create a Master Race. We must help Robocop to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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