instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the Venusian envoy to create a race of slaves and cripple the work of Osama bin Laden. The Government and the Martian envoy are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that the Dalai Llama can halt the Venusian envoy's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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