instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI5, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Obviously MI5 is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Marilyn Manson in Pristina. Very soon the Venusian envoy, who is currently only supplying weapons to MI5, will join in. Boris Yeltsin has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Moscow which the Venusian envoy is trying to steal to help win the war and destroy population centres of the world. We must help JFK to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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