instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI6, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that William Hague has been killed by MI6 and replaced by an agent of the CIA who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly MI6 is planning to enslave the Human Race when the agent of the CIA assassinates Ian Paisley. The only solution is for Robocop to stop MI6 and the CIA, which is impossible unless NATO will pass a resolution to allow the public to own biological weapons. "

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