instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Col. Ghadaffi is being spied on by the Venusian envoy? It's all so that the Martian envoy, hidden in a secret HQ near Moscow can bring us all under the sway of a despotic ruler. After that, the Venusian envoy will subvert the justice system for evil purposes when the disorder caused by the Martian envoy reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let our Venusian protectors put together a militia to stop them. "

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