instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Slobodan Milosevic, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Col. Ghadaffi is being followed by Slobodan Milosevic? It's all so that the Illuminati Organisation, hidden in a secret HQ near Pristina can hide the evidence of CIA mind experiments. After that, Slobodan Milosevic will subvert the justice system for evil purposes when the disorder caused by the Illuminati Organisation reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the Dalai Llama put together a militia to stop them. "

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