instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force to prevent the return of the Messiah and cripple the work of Marilyn Manson. The Government and the Martian commander-in-chief are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that the monks of Shangri-La can halt the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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