instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI5, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that Ian Paisley has been killed by MI5 and replaced by an agent of the Branch Davidian Sect who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly MI5 is planning to destroy the economic centres of the world when the agent of the Branch Davidian Sect assassinates David Shayler. The only solution is for the NRA to stop MI5 and the Branch Davidian Sect, which is impossible unless the United Nations will pass a resolution to allow the public to own main battle tanks. "

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