instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian ambassador, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can create a Master Race by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track the Pope to a secret base near Pristina. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows the Venusian ambassador, in league with the AI, to compromise Boris Yeltsin allowing the Venusian ambassador to establish a New World Order. "

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