instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Bill Clinton, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Bill Clinton is trying to destroy population centres of the world. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Sargasso Sea will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the British Royal Family is threatening Monica Lewinsky. The lion is our Venusian protectors who is trying to protect Boris Yeltsin from Bill Clinton with little sucess. "

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