instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Illuminati Organisation, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that David Shayler is being watched by the Illuminati Organisation? It's all so that the CIA, hidden in a secret HQ near the Alps can bring about a new Great Flood. After that, the Illuminati Organisation will bring world civilisation to an end when the disorder caused by the CIA reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let JFK put together a militia to stop them. "

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