instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Branch Davidian Sect, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The radio in my head is telling me that the Branch Davidian Sect is trying to enslave the Human Race while Dan Quayle is being persecuted by MI6 to draw attention away from the vile plans of the Branch Davidian Sect. "

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