instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the KGB, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the KGB is trying to hide the evidence of alien visitations. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Roswell will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Charlton Heston is threatening David Shayler. The lion is Rambo who is trying to protect Col. Ghadaffi from the KGB with little sucess. "

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