instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Saddam Hussein, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can hide the evidence of human eugenics experiments by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track Margaret Thatcher to a secret base near the Rockies. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows Saddam Hussein, in league with the AI, to compromise Dan Quayle allowing Saddam Hussein to bring us all under the sway of a despotic ruler. "

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