instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Branch Davidian Sect, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the Branch Davidian Sect to bring us all under the sway of a despotic ruler and cripple the work of Dan Quayle. The Government and the CIA are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that our Venusian protectors can halt the Branch Davidian Sect's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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