instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian ambassador, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Margaret Thatcher is being followed by the Venusian ambassador? It's all so that MI6, hidden in a secret HQ near the Alps can bring us all under the sway of an alien supermind. After that, the Venusian ambassador will hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon when the disorder caused by MI6 reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Steven Spielberg put together a militia to stop them. "

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