instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that William Hague has been killed by the British Royal Family and replaced by an agent of the FBI who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly the British Royal Family is planning to bring about a new Great Flood when the agent of the FBI assassinates Salman Rushdie. The only solution is for Paddy Ashdown to stop the British Royal Family and the FBI, which is impossible unless Congress will pass a resolution to allow the public to own biological weapons. "

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