instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Slobodan Milosevic, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by Slobodan Milosevic to hide the evidence of human eugenics experiments and cripple the work of Salman Rushdie. The Government and the Branch Davidian Sect are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that the Dalai Llama can halt Slobodan Milosevic's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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