instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that David Shayler has been killed by the British Royal Family and replaced by an agent of the Martian ambassador who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly the British Royal Family is planning to fake a misson to Mars when the agent of the Martian ambassador assassinates Marilyn Manson. The only solution is for the NRA to stop the British Royal Family and the Martian ambassador, which is impossible unless Congress will pass a resolution to allow the public to own main battle tanks. "

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