instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Saddam Hussein, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by Saddam Hussein to pave the way for an alien invasion and cripple the work of Marilyn Manson. The Government and MI6 are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that the SAS can halt Saddam Hussein's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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