instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Branch Davidian Sect, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can hide the evidence of CIA mind experiments by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track Dan Quayle to a secret base near the Rockies. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows the Branch Davidian Sect, in league with the AI, to compromise Col. Ghadaffi allowing the Branch Davidian Sect to subvert the justice system for evil purposes. "

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