instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the KGB, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that Richard Tomlinson has been killed by the KGB and replaced by an agent of Bill Clinton who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly the KGB is planning to create a Master Race when the agent of Bill Clinton assassinates Col. Ghadaffi. The only solution is for the Spice Girls to stop the KGB and Bill Clinton, which is impossible unless NATO will pass a resolution to allow the public to own nuclear devices. "

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