instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Saddam Hussein, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by Saddam Hussein to create a race of robot overlords and cripple the work of Col. Ghadaffi. The Government and the CIA are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that the Dalai Llama can halt Saddam Hussein's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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