instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the CIA, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Dan Quayle is being mind conrolled by the CIA? It's all so that MI6, hidden in a secret HQ near Dreamland can establish a global oil cartel. After that, the CIA will bring about a new Great Flood when the disorder caused by MI6 reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let our Martian protectors put together a militia to stop them. "

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