instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Bill Clinton, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The local tax office is a front for the evil works of Bill Clinton. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to subvert the justice system for criminal purposes. They've already claimed victims - everyone from Col. Ghadaffi to the Pope have been caught out. Only Leonardo DiCaprio has seen through the scam, which is why MI5, in cahoots with Bill Clinton, is trying to fake a misson to Mars with a view to putting an end to Leonardo DiCaprio. "

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