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   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Slobodan Milosevic, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Osama bin Laden is being spied on by Slobodan Milosevic? It's all so that Saddam Hussein, hidden in a secret HQ near the Sargasso Sea can hide the evidence of CIA mind experiments. After that, Slobodan Milosevic will destroy population centres of the world when the disorder caused by Saddam Hussein reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let our Venusian protectors put together a militia to stop them. "

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