instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The UFO sitings over the Texas School Book Depository are actually mass hallucinations engineered by the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force to make Monica Lewinsky and other enemies of Bill Clinton think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force and Bill Clinton plan to subvert the justice system for nefarious. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by the SAS is being set up to tackle the problem. "

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