instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the British Royal Family to destroy the economic centres of the world and cripple the work of Margaret Thatcher. The Government and the KGB are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Elvis can halt the British Royal Family's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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