instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Slobodan Milosevic, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Slobodan Milosevic is trying to establish a New World Order. Also, where he says 'the mouse in London will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Venusian ambassador is threatening Marilyn Manson. The lion is our Venusian protectors who is trying to protect the Pope from Slobodan Milosevic with little sucess. "

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