instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Saddam Hussein, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The UFO sitings over Dreamland are actually mass hallucinations engineered by Saddam Hussein to make Monica Lewinsky and other enemies of the Illuminati Organisation think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, Saddam Hussein and the Illuminati Organisation plan to hide the evidence of alien visitations. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by Steven Spielberg is being set up to tackle the problem. "

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