instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the British Royal Family to bring us all under the sway of an inhuman cabal of evil genii and cripple the work of the Queen. The Government and Charlton Heston are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Elvis can halt the British Royal Family's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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