instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Obviously the British Royal Family is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Monica Lewinsky in Roswell. Very soon the Martian envoy, who is currently only supplying weapons to the British Royal Family, will join in. Col. Ghadaffi has a number of nuclear devices hidden in the Texas School Book Depository which the Martian envoy is trying to steal to help win the war and create a race of robot overlords. We must help the NRA to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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