instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Illuminati Organisation, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Ronald Regan is being spied on by the Illuminati Organisation? It's all so that MI5, hidden in a secret HQ near Washington can bring us all under the sway of a despotic ruler. After that, the Illuminati Organisation will subvert the justice system for criminal purposes when the disorder caused by MI5 reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Robocop put together a militia to stop them. "

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