instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force is trying to pave the way for an alien invasion. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Pristina will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Bill Clinton is threatening Osama bin Laden. The lion is JFK who is trying to protect Monica Lewinsky from the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force with little sucess. "

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