instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI5, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The FBI informant in my basement is telling me that MI5 is attempting to subvert the justice system for nefarious while Richard Tomlinson is being persecuted by the Illuminati Organisation to draw attention away from the vile plans of MI5. "

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