instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Martian ambassador, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Martian ambassador is trying to subvert the justice system for nefarious. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Texas School Book Depository will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Martian envoy is threatening William Hague. The lion is Leonardo DiCaprio who is trying to protect Dan Quayle from the Martian ambassador with little sucess. "

< go back