instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Venusian envoy is trying to bring about Armageddon. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Alps will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Martian commander-in-chief is threatening Boris Yeltsin. The lion is the Dalai Llama who is trying to protect Ronald Regan from the Venusian envoy with little sucess. "

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