instructions
this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from
the Venusian commander-in-chief, do what you want with it. good luck.
please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?
theory
"Why can't anyone see that Osama bin Laden is being mind conrolled by the Venusian commander-in-chief? It's all so that MI6, hidden in a secret HQ near Moscow can bring world civilisation to an end. After that, the Venusian commander-in-chief will establish a New World Order when the disorder caused by MI6 reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Rambo put together a militia to stop them. "
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