instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the FBI, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The radio in my head is telling me that the FBI is attempting to bring us all under the sway of a despotic ruler while Salman Rushdie is being persecuted by the Branch Davidian Sect to draw attention away from the vile plans of the FBI. "

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