instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the British Royal Family is trying to subvert the justice system for criminal purposes. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Saigon will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Saddam Hussein is threatening Margaret Thatcher. The lion is Steven Spielberg who is trying to protect the Queen from the British Royal Family with little sucess. "

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