instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI5, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that MI5 is trying to bring world civilisation to its knees. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Atlantis will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Martian commander-in-chief is threatening Margaret Thatcher. The lion is Robocop who is trying to protect William Hague from MI5 with little sucess. "

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