instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Bill Clinton, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by Bill Clinton to create a Master Race and cripple the work of Boris Yeltsin. The Government and the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Rambo can halt Bill Clinton's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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