instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Tony Blair, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by Tony Blair to subvert the justice system for nefarious and cripple the work of the Queen. The Government and Saddam Hussein are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Rambo can halt Tony Blair's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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