instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the KGB, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Col. Ghadaffi is being followed by the KGB? It's all so that MI6, hidden in a secret HQ near the Alps can create a race of robot overlords. After that, the KGB will fake a misson to Mars when the disorder caused by MI6 reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the Spice Girls put together a militia to stop them. "

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