instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI5, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can establish a global oil cartel by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track Marilyn Manson to a secret base near Dreamland. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows MI5, in league with the AI, to compromise Salman Rushdie allowing MI5 to hide the evidence of CIA mind experiments. "

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