instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian ambassador, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The UFO sitings over the Alps are actually mass hallucinations engineered by the Venusian ambassador to make Margaret Thatcher and other enemies of the Illuminati Organisation think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, the Venusian ambassador and the Illuminati Organisation plan to enslave the Human Race. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by Steven Spielberg is being set up to tackle the problem. "

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