instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Slobodan Milosevic, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Obviously Slobodan Milosevic is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Ronald Regan in Area 51. Very soon the CIA, who is currently only supplying weapons to Slobodan Milosevic, will join in. Dan Quayle has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Dreamland which the CIA is trying to steal to help win the war and create a race of robot overlords. We must help the SAS to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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