instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Charlton Heston, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The national newspapers are filled with coded articles saying that Charlton Heston is attempting to subvert the justice system for criminal purposes while Ronald Regan is being persecuted by the FBI to draw attention away from the vile plans of Charlton Heston. "

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