instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the KGB, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The local tax office is a front for the evil works of the KGB. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to create a race of robot overlords. They've already claimed victims - everyone from David Shayler to Osama bin Laden have been caught out. Only JFK has seen through the scam, which is why the Illuminati Organisation, in cahoots with the KGB, is trying to hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon with a view to putting an end to JFK. "

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