instructions
this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from
the Martian ambassador, do what you want with it. good luck.
please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?
theory
"Obviously the Martian ambassador is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Margaret Thatcher in Pristina. Very soon MI5, who is currently only supplying weapons to the Martian ambassador, will join in. the Queen has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Saigon which MI5 is trying to steal to help win the war and bring about Armageddon. We must help Rambo to stop them, or we are all doomed! "
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