instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the British Royal Family is trying to establish a global oil cartel. Also, where he says 'the mouse in a disused Welsh coal mine will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Saddam Hussein is threatening Ronald Regan. The lion is our Martian protectors who is trying to protect Richard Tomlinson from the British Royal Family with little sucess. "

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