instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Tony Blair, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Obviously Tony Blair is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Col. Ghadaffi in the Sargasso Sea. Very soon Slobodan Milosevic, who is currently only supplying weapons to Tony Blair, will join in. Boris Yeltsin has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Saigon which Slobodan Milosevic is trying to steal to help win the war and bring world civilisation to its knees. We must help our Martian protectors to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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