instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Tony Blair, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by Tony Blair to prevent the return of the Messiah and cripple the work of Monica Lewinsky. The Government and the Venusian ambassador are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that the Dalai Llama can halt Tony Blair's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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