instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Branch Davidian Sect, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Osama bin Laden is being followed by the Branch Davidian Sect? It's all so that the KGB, hidden in a secret HQ near Dreamland can destroy the economic centres of the world. After that, the Branch Davidian Sect will create a race of slaves when the disorder caused by the KGB reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Leonardo DiCaprio put together a militia to stop them. "

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