instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Branch Davidian Sect, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Branch Davidian Sect is trying to hide the evidence of CIA mind experiments. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Sargasso Sea will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the FBI is threatening Margaret Thatcher. The lion is Elvis who is trying to protect Osama bin Laden from the Branch Davidian Sect with little sucess. "

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