instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Tony Blair, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by Tony Blair to hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon and cripple the work of Monica Lewinsky. The Government and the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that our Venusian protectors can halt Tony Blair's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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