instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI5, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Col. Ghadaffi is being spied on by MI5? It's all so that the Venusian commander-in-chief, hidden in a secret HQ near Dreamland can establish a New World Order. After that, MI5 will fake a misson to Mars when the disorder caused by the Venusian commander-in-chief reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the Dalai Llama put together a militia to stop them. "

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