instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI5, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Osama bin Laden is being spied on by MI5? It's all so that MI6, hidden in a secret HQ near the Sargasso Sea can establish a New World Order. After that, MI5 will destroy population centres of the world when the disorder caused by MI6 reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the Vietnam Veterans Association put together a militia to stop them. "

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