instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Dan Quayle is being spied on by the British Royal Family? It's all so that the FBI, hidden in a secret HQ near the Sargasso Sea can enslave the Human Race. After that, the British Royal Family will pave the way for a world state under despotic rule when the disorder caused by the FBI reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Leonardo DiCaprio put together a militia to stop them. "

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