instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Illuminati Organisation, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Isn't it obvious that Dan Quayle has been killed by the Illuminati Organisation and replaced by an agent of the Martian ambassador who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly the Illuminati Organisation is planning to hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon when the agent of the Martian ambassador assassinates Monica Lewinsky. The only solution is for Robocop to stop the Illuminati Organisation and the Martian ambassador, which is impossible unless the United Nations will pass a resolution to allow the public to own biological weapons. "

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