instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the KGB, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can fake a misson to Mars by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track Monica Lewinsky to a secret base near the Everglades. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows the KGB, in league with the AI, to compromise Ronald Regan allowing the KGB to hide the evidence of alien visitations. "

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