instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Martian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Obviously the Martian envoy is carrying out a covert war against the armies of David Shayler in Atlantis. Very soon Saddam Hussein, who is currently only supplying weapons to the Martian envoy, will join in. Richard Tomlinson has a number of nuclear devices hidden in the Alps which Saddam Hussein is trying to steal to help win the war and hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon. We must help the Spice Girls to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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