instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Slobodan Milosevic, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Slobodan Milosevic is trying to subvert the justice system for criminal purposes. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Sargasso Sea will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the CIA is threatening Monica Lewinsky. The lion is Robocop who is trying to protect David Shayler from Slobodan Milosevic with little sucess. "

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