instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI6, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that MI6 is trying to hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Atlantis will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Martian ambassador is threatening Salman Rushdie. The lion is the Dalai Llama who is trying to protect Ronald Regan from MI6 with little sucess. "

< go back