instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the KGB, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that William Hague is being spied on by the KGB? It's all so that the CIA, hidden in a secret HQ near Pristina can take over the world. After that, the KGB will create a race of robot overlords when the disorder caused by the CIA reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the Dalai Llama put together a militia to stop them. "

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