instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Martian ambassador, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the Martian ambassador to create a Master Race and cripple the work of David Shayler. The Government and Charlton Heston are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that the Dalai Llama can halt the Martian ambassador's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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