instructions
this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from
the CIA, do what you want with it. good luck.
please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?
theory
"Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the CIA is trying to hide the evidence of the fake misson to the Moon. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Rockies will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Martian ambassador is threatening Margaret Thatcher. The lion is the Spice Girls who is trying to protect Osama bin Laden from the CIA with little sucess. "
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