instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian commander-in-chief, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The FBI informant in my basement is telling me that the Venusian commander-in-chief is attempting to subvert the justice system for criminal purposes while the Queen is being persecuted by the Martian envoy to draw attention away from the vile plans of the Venusian commander-in-chief. "

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