instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Tony Blair, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The local supermarket is a front for the evil works of Tony Blair. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to create a race of slaves. They've already claimed victims - everyone from Marilyn Manson to Richard Tomlinson have been caught out. Only Robocop has seen through the scam, which is why the KGB, in cahoots with Tony Blair, is trying to hide the evidence of CIA mind experiments with a view to putting an end to Robocop. "

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