instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Col. Ghadaffi is being watched by the Venusian envoy? It's all so that the British Royal Family, hidden in a secret HQ near Saigon can bring us all under the sway of an inhuman cabal of evil genii. After that, the Venusian envoy will bring about a new Great Flood when the disorder caused by the British Royal Family reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the Vietnam Veterans Association put together a militia to stop them. "

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