instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Martian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Martian envoy is trying to bring about Armageddon. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Alps will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Tony Blair is threatening the Pope. The lion is the Dalai Llama who is trying to protect William Hague from the Martian envoy with little sucess. "

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