instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian commander-in-chief, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Venusian commander-in-chief is trying to hide the evidence of human eugenics experiments. Also, where he says 'the mouse in a disused Welsh coal mine will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Tony Blair is threatening Col. Ghadaffi. The lion is Robocop who is trying to protect Osama bin Laden from the Venusian commander-in-chief with little sucess. "

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