instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian ambassador, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the Venusian ambassador is trying to bring us all under the sway of an alien supermind. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Sargasso Sea will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the FBI is threatening Salman Rushdie. The lion is the Vietnam Veterans Association who is trying to protect Dan Quayle from the Venusian ambassador with little sucess. "

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