instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the CIA, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Obviously the CIA is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Monica Lewinsky in Roswell. Very soon the Venusian commander-in-chief, who is currently only supplying weapons to the CIA, will join in. William Hague has a number of nuclear devices hidden in the Alps which the Venusian commander-in-chief is trying to steal to help win the war and subvert the justice system for nefarious. We must help the SAS to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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