instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from MI6, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Why can't anyone see that Richard Tomlinson is being spied on by MI6? It's all so that the KGB, hidden in a secret HQ near Pristina can pave the way for an alien invasion. After that, MI6 will bring about Armageddon when the disorder caused by the KGB reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the Spice Girls put together a militia to stop them. "

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