instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian commander-in-chief, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can destroy the economic centres of the world by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track Margaret Thatcher to a secret base near Roswell. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows the Venusian commander-in-chief, in league with the AI, to compromise David Shayler allowing the Venusian commander-in-chief to bring about a new Great Flood. "

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