instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the British Royal Family, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the British Royal Family is trying to bring us all under the sway of an inhuman cabal of evil genii. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Alps will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Saddam Hussein is threatening Ian Paisley. The lion is Rambo who is trying to protect Margaret Thatcher from the British Royal Family with little sucess. "

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