instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Charlton Heston, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Charlton Heston is trying to create a race of robot overlords. Also, where he says 'the mouse in London will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Venusian envoy is threatening Osama bin Laden. The lion is the Spice Girls who is trying to protect Dan Quayle from Charlton Heston with little sucess. "

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