instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the KGB, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Obviously the KGB is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Ian Paisley in Atlantis. Very soon Bill Clinton, who is currently only supplying weapons to the KGB, will join in. Margaret Thatcher has a number of nuclear devices hidden in the Everglades which Bill Clinton is trying to steal to help win the war and bring world civilisation to its knees. We must help the Spice Girls to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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