instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the KGB, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The radio in my head is telling me that the KGB is plotting to pave the way for an alien invasion while the Queen is being persecuted by the British Royal Family to draw attention away from the vile plans of the KGB. "

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