instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Slobodan Milosevic, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by Slobodan Milosevic to hide the evidence of alien visitations and cripple the work of the Queen. The Government and the British Royal Family are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Steven Spielberg can halt Slobodan Milosevic's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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