instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Saddam Hussein, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Saddam Hussein is trying to create a race of slaves. Also, where he says 'the mouse in the Everglades will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Venusian ambassador is threatening Col. Ghadaffi. The lion is the SAS who is trying to protect William Hague from Saddam Hussein with little sucess. "

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