instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the KGB, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Obviously the KGB is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Ian Paisley in Atlantis. Very soon Tony Blair, who is currently only supplying weapons to the KGB, will join in. Richard Tomlinson has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Saigon which Tony Blair is trying to steal to help win the war and destroy the economic centres of the world. We must help Elvis to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

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