instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Illuminati Organisation, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by the Illuminati Organisation to bring us all under the sway of a despotic ruler and cripple the work of Osama bin Laden. The Government and Saddam Hussein are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that the monks of Shangri-La can halt the Illuminati Organisation's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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