instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the KGB, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that the KGB is trying to establish a global oil cartel. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Washington will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Martian commander-in-chief is threatening the Queen. The lion is the Spice Girls who is trying to protect Col. Ghadaffi from the KGB with little sucess. "

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