instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Bill Clinton, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Bill Clinton is trying to create a race of slaves. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Saigon will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the FBI is threatening Richard Tomlinson. The lion is our Martian protectors who is trying to protect William Hague from Bill Clinton with little sucess. "

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