instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from the Venusian envoy, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can create a race of slaves by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track Col. Ghadaffi to a secret base near the Everglades. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows the Venusian envoy, in league with the AI, to compromise Richard Tomlinson allowing the Venusian envoy to subvert the justice system for evil purposes. "

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