instructions

   this is your conspiracy theory. mutter it in bars, scream it on street corners, keep it to yourself for fear of reprisals from Slobodan Milosevic, do what you want with it. good luck.

   please note: we can't guarantee a coherent theory. it may even be self-contradictory. this hasn't mattered to generations of conspiracy theorists, why should it matter to you?

theory

   "The Millenium Bug is a plot by Slobodan Milosevic to bring us all under the sway of an inhuman cabal of evil genii and cripple the work of Margaret Thatcher. The Government and the Alpha Centauri Expeditionary Force are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Steven Spielberg can halt Slobodan Milosevic's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "

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